“It’s Billy here boss. I’ve found the car. Just where you said it would be.”
“Good lad Billy. Look on top of the front tyre, driver’s side, you should find the ignition key.”
“Got it, boss. What now?”
“I need you to get it valeted Billy. I’m taking the wife out for an anniversary dinner tonight. I want the motor looking at it’s best. Take care how you drive it. Don’t want to find any scratches.”
“Oh and Billy, you’ll find a dead body in the boot. Can you dispose of that as well? There’s a good lad.”
A 100-word story for Friday Fictioneers.
Photo courtesy of Kent Bonham