“Now Goldilocks, the truth, or we charge you.”
“OK, I admit it was me who ate the porridge and I broke the chair, but that was an accident, honest it was. And I may have had a quick nap in Baby Bear’s bed.
But I’m telling you, and you’ve got to believe me, I was nowhere near the King’s barracks on Wednesday.
There’s no way you’re pinning the murder of that Dumpty bloke on me!”