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I’m Not Mad

I’m Not Mad They think I’m mad, an aged mind that’s simply given up. They talk to me slowly, check I’m not cold and feed me like a baby. I gurgle and dribble, but I’m not stupid, just confused and lonely. Here they come again, tucking in my blanket, smiling […]

Job Advert

I recently read a poem by Joe Moran called ‘Job Advert’  which I found highly entertaining. So I have taken the liberty of copying the style of this poem and have written a job advert for an Assistant Headteacher. The more serious parts were taken from an actual advert. We […]