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Where Is Everyone?

The ferry had been fitted with the latest technology and the last human operator had retired almost five years ago. The onboard computer ensured the boat ran on time – day after day after day. Passengers got used to a computerised voice wishing them a good day. Many would say […]

Tell Me Again Alf

The two large alien arachnids skulked in the shadows watching and waiting. Then the smaller of the two leaned across to the other and whispered, “Tell me again Alf, how’s this going to work?” “Dead simple Sam. When the human thing comes in here to put on his old boots […]

Such a Boring Man

I peeked around the door into the shower. There he was exactly as they’d said he would be. Stark naked, with a nasty looking gash above his right eye, his silly pink plastic shower hat on his head, soaking wet and quite dead. Impressive. When I’d first contacted the company […]

There’s A Good Lad

“It’s Billy here boss. I’ve found the car. Just where you said it would be.” “Good lad Billy. Look on top of the front tyre, driver’s side, you should find the ignition key.” “Got it, boss. What now?” “I need you to get it valeted Billy. I’m taking the wife […]