Menu Home

What Happens When We Reach The Top?

“What happens when we reach the top?” “You’re going to  jump.” “What do you mean ‘jump’. I’m not jumping. It’s a long way down. It’ll kill me.” “We know.” “Well I’m not doing it, you can forget about that.” “Don’t worry mate, you won’t have to actually jump. We’re going to […]

Such a Boring Man

I peeked around the door into the shower. There he was exactly as they’d said he would be. Stark naked, with a nasty looking gash above his right eye, his silly pink plastic shower hat on his head, soaking wet and quite dead. Impressive. When I’d first contacted the company […]